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I would like to…

A little bit of background may be useful before I rant away!

I have not lived at home for almost 10 years. Since leaving home I have married and had a son. My mum is going through a very rough patch at the minute, she has had to move out of her home and is now living with me and my family. Now do not get me wrong, I love my mum to the moon and back and I am very very proud of her for making the hard decision she has and for having the strength and courage to move on with her life down a road that will be very bumpy for a while.

However, I would like to……

….. Walk from the bedroom to the bathroom stark naked in the night without fear of bumping into her

….. Be able to go to the many doctors and hospital appointments that I am going through at the minute without having to lie about where I am going like a naughty little schoolgirl.

…. Have duvet nights in front of the fire with my husband

…. Not come home to a pile of pots that were not created by me

…..be the first person my son calls for when he falls over

….dominate the laptop so i can tweet and blog
 
….not have the entire house woken up at 6am when she gets up and showered
 
….have friends around for the evening without wondering whether we will be alone

….to find the tea, coffee and sugar pots in the right order (its universal!) and not keep ending up with a cofftea (tea and coffee) instead of tea and sugar.

…to find the lid on the kettle closed properly and not have a counter top covered in boiling water when I pour the kettle

….to come home from work and when there are 2 other adults home an hour before be it would be nice if between then they could have at least started the dinner.

But most of all…..

I would like to be able to have rough, loud, bed shaking sex!!! Without having to force my hand over my mouth!!!

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